Gosh after all that trepidation, we (both vocal group and band) managed to pull through. Honestly we werent really sounding that great today. But it was all about God's Grace and we managed to squeeze into the finals of Musicfest. It's all HIM. Guess i wont be able to observe workout day anytime soon. I'm such a slacker. Now it's time to go do my lesson plan for tomorrows sunday school lesson with those P5s.
Busy. Busy. Busy.
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
ROFL
This is definitely funnier than Janet's Doraemon joke and Melodie's Orange joke.
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.
His camel dies of thirst.
He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of
him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.
He opens it and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie.
This one is wearing a dull gray suit and an IRS ID badge.
There's a calculator in his pocket and a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well Kid," says the genie, "you know how it works. You have three wishes"
"I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust a taxman."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation or water and it looks like you're a goner anyway."
The man thinks about this for a minute and decides the genie is right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
***POOF***
The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen and he is surrounded by jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK Kid, what is your second wish?"
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK Kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says "I wish that no matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story? If the government offers you anything for free, there's going to be a string attached.
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.
His camel dies of thirst.
He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of
him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.
He opens it and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie.
This one is wearing a dull gray suit and an IRS ID badge.
There's a calculator in his pocket and a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well Kid," says the genie, "you know how it works. You have three wishes"
"I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust a taxman."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation or water and it looks like you're a goner anyway."
The man thinks about this for a minute and decides the genie is right.
"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
***POOF***
The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen and he is surrounded by jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK Kid, what is your second wish?"
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK Kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says "I wish that no matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story? If the government offers you anything for free, there's going to be a string attached.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Ooh JUICY!
Basses OWNed Horny Night 07! Like totally. We did this thing about Charlie's Angels. Oliver was Charlie. Xiang Yong was Dew Harryhore (think Drew Barrymore). Xian Jun was Cumonmyass (Think Cameron diaz). And I was Juicy Liu- Lucy Liu. To be honest, all that boob beating was actually quite fun. LOL
Tomorrow's semi's for vocal group.
Tuesday's semi's for Band.
I think we were more prepared for auditions than this time. Guess whose fault is it? I bet they were too busy protecting their Egg.
Oh wells...
Tomorrow's semi's for vocal group.
Tuesday's semi's for Band.
I think we were more prepared for auditions than this time. Guess whose fault is it? I bet they were too busy protecting their Egg.
Oh wells...
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Awww..
Read this
http://www.sheilaomalley.com/archives/002423.html
We did this in lit class the other day. Even though there were some references to pop culture that were way beyond my time for me to comprehend, it still made me go Awww.. at the end of the piece. It's quite long but "at your age, your reading speed should allow you to finish this in 10 minutes. No more."
And my neck is peeling horridly. My mum says it looks like leprosy. My dad agrees with her.
http://www.sheilaomalley.com/archives/002423.html
We did this in lit class the other day. Even though there were some references to pop culture that were way beyond my time for me to comprehend, it still made me go Awww.. at the end of the piece. It's quite long but "at your age, your reading speed should allow you to finish this in 10 minutes. No more."
And my neck is peeling horridly. My mum says it looks like leprosy. My dad agrees with her.
Thursday, March 8, 2007
KOREF!
the smell of insect repellentthe sight of vast padi fields
the taste of organic rice
the scorching heat from the blazing sun (and a nice tan too!)
the sounds of mr cheo screaming into the loud hailer
the euphoria of cheering (not very much though..)
the emo-ness whe i saw my lubly lamp post for the last time!
the AP of Sec 3s
the fraternity of the black + green shirts (EOA pays $70 a day!)
the familiarity of TOPO BRUDDERS!! [bezzy + dezzy + jazzy]
the dinghy kia [john]
the lambak losers (winners who climbed gunung lembak TWICE!!) [bryan + hong han + calvin + george]
the water obers [bryan + george]
the rusty rafters [calvin + hong han]
the KFC meal from the 15-year-old red shirt who still hasnt pass out from LTC after 5 years
the sec 3 camp 2006
the smell of mosquito coils
the sight of concrete toilets
the taste of organic rice with less husks
the blazing heat from the scorching sun [not to mention a peeling forehead]
the sounds of my juniors screaming at their juniors with a loud hailer
the euphoria of cheering [or was there?]
the familiarity of my beloved rubber plantation
the latent eeriness of stationing at the plantation for night hike [stupid mosquitos!]
the less AP sec 3s
the fraternity of SL + ASL! + Green shirts
the being of camp instructor
the legitimate ponning of O2
the KFC meal with the was-15-yr-olds and 15-yr-olds
the sec 3 camp 2007
just less emo this time
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Expression
Second post of my new blog and already i've got something to rant about. Not cool. Basically my friend and i had to do an assignment and then it was doubted (or at least it was implied)
of not being original. I'm too bored about this entire thing to type it all out but make your way to www.litrocks.blogspot.com and read my post and the comments it was given.
And just for the record, i really think lit rawks.
of not being original. I'm too bored about this entire thing to type it all out but make your way to www.litrocks.blogspot.com and read my post and the comments it was given.
And just for the record, i really think lit rawks.
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